First Post

Well, here it is.

MY FIRST POST!

Aren't you excited? No? Oh. Umm. Yea. Well, this is awkward....

I thought I would post on a slightly historic day. Today is the day when...JOHN MADDEN RETIRES! Nothing else of importance is happening today so I figured I would comment on this. This is both the happiest and saddest day of my life. I am happy because now we won't have cmments along the lines of, "To win you gotta score more points than the other team," "A smart coach would call this play," and, how could we forget,"Brett Favre, Brett Favre BRETT FAVRE!"

However, this day would have been so much better if only another certain broadcaster (let's call him Joe) would retire. I won't name names because, as Sweeney mentions, we won't be able to bash like the masters. But, both you and I know who I'm talking about and would agree you would trade Joe for Madden any day. In fact, I'm sure Madden would do better in baseball than Joe does, even though Madden doesn't know anything about baseball since Brett Favre doesn't play.

Seriously, though. BASEBALL! Opening day for the new Yankee Stadium. Ehh, just another loss for the Indians. Nothing special there. We get the fact the Yankees have a huge stadium with loads of money. Who cares? Me. I want a huge stadium with loads of money. It's not fair. I wish I could be Hank for a day, just to have the power. And I would have Cashman trade everyone to the Indians. Bwahahaha.

OK. Now that I lost all of our readers, I shall end this post, just as Lee hits Teixeira with a fastball. Life is good.