2009 NFL Draft!

2009 NFL Draft
6:50 PM
OK, it is time for a cookout. I may come back and comment on the last 7 picks. But I doubt it. I hope that you had as much fun as I didn't have. And I will never do another live blog ever again. And there was much rejoicing.

6:48 PM
With the 25th pick in the NFL Draft, the Dolphins select CB Vonte Davis.
Bill Parcells is at it again. He should come and conver the Browns.

6:42 PM
With the 24th pick in the NFL Draft, the Falcons select DT Peria Jerry.
I have been doing this for three hours, who would have guessed I would have lasted this long?

6:40 PM
Also, I don't think I have said this yet today. Fuck the Steelers! And the Ravens.

6:37 PM
With the 23rd pick in the NFL Draft, the Ravens select OT Michael Oher.
The Aaron Rodgers watch is officially over. The last guy in the green room or whatever it's called is gone. Congrats Michael Oher!

6:35 PM
The Pats just traded the 23rd pick to Baltimore.

6:32 PM
I fucking hate O, Saya.

6:29 PM
With the 22nd pick in the NFL Draft, the Vikings select WR Percy Harvin.
Hmm. The Vikings needed a pot smoker on their team. Now they have filled that need. Excellent!

6:26 PM
With the 21st pick in the NFL Draft, the Browns select C Alex Mack
Good thing the Browns finally picked. Now we have the Secret World of Alex Mack on our team! Fuck the Steelers. Take that Bitches!

6:20 PM
With the 20th pick in the NFL Draft, the Lions select TE Brandon Pettigrew.
Fuck! There goes my pick. And the Lions, for the first time, like ever, don't pick a WR in the first round. THE BROWNS ARE ON THE CLOCK! And will pick Rey Maualuga.

6:14 PM
With the 19th pick in the NFL Draft, the Bro...Eagles select WR Jeremy Maclin.
A WR that's not Boldin? Hmm. We'll see how that works out.

6:11 PM
FINALLY THE BROWNS. AND THEY PICK.....A TRADE? AGAIN? WHAT? THE EAGLES?

6:07 PM
With the 18th pick in the NFL Draft, the Broncos select DT Robert Ayers.
It is all shaping up for the Browns to pick Pettigrew. I am excited to be wrong.

6:03 PM
With the 17th pick in the NFL Draft, the Bucs select QB Josh Freeman.
I got another one right! I thought now that Chucky is gone. I thought that they wouldn't have a million QBs on their roster.

5:57 PM
The Browns trade their pick again. To Tampa this time. Now the Bucs will pick Josh Freeman. The Browns get a 6th round pick.

5:54 PM
Like I said, the Browns need a TE and the best one available is Brandon Pettigrew. However, I wouldn't be surprised or disappointed if they took a defensive player.

5:52 PM
With the 16th pick in the NFL Draft, the Chargers select LB Larry English.
Hmm. The Browns are on the clock. I was expecting Maualuga here but who knows. This is why I am not a NFL GM.

5:47 PM
With the 15th pick in the NFL Draft, the Texans select LB Brian Cushing.
I'm calling it now. The Browns will select Brandon Pettigrew. But probably Ayers because the Browns need defense.

5:45 PM
I am guessing Cushing because he is on TV on the phone. He's going next.

5:42 PM
If you were wondering, the party is over. I am now sitting in the living room with a Browns fan and an Eagles fan. I hate them both.

5:41 PM
With the 14th pick in the NFL Draft, the Saints select CB Malcom Jenkins.
The Browns are only three picks away! I can't wait!

5:39 PM
FUCK THE STEELERS! I just needed thought it needed to be said.

5:35 PM
I am giving up on guessing, minus a few along the way. Namely, the Browns and Lions, and maybe the Eagles. I have drank a few too many White Russians. Michael Smith was horrible during that update by the way.

5:34 PM
With the 13th pick in the NFL Draft, the Redskins select DE Brian Orakpo.
They didn't give me enough time to guess for this pick. But I would have selected him as well.

5:31 PM
With the 12th pick in the NFL Draft, the Broncos select RB Knowshon Moreno.
So, I didn't make a prediction, if I did, it would have been Brian Orakpo. Who....

5:27 PM
With the 11th pick in the NFL Draft, the Bills select DE Aaron Maybin.
I have gotten like three in a row right! This is awesome! I am the new Mel Kiper! Bow to me.

5:25 PM
I dunno who the Bill will pick. But ESPN is showing Maybin on the Phone so let's go with him.

5:21 PM
With the 10th pick in the NFL Draft, the Niners select WR Michael Crabtree.
They finally have a receiver for Shaun Hill. Woohoo! They will still be mediocre.

5:19PM
OK, let me get a pick right. The Niners will get Michael Crabtree.

5:16 PM
With the 9th pick in the NFL Draft, the Pack select DT BJ Raji.
I wish the Browns got this guy. He will be a stud.

5:10 PM
I am guessing the Packers will pick BJ Raji.

5:07 PM
With the 8th pick in the NFL Draft, the Jags select OT Eugene Monroe.
That one guy was right. MICHAEL SMITH! That's his name!

5:03 PM
I have no idea who the Jags will pick. I will go with whoever that one guy is and say OT Monroe.

5:01 PM
I love Todd McShay so much more than Kiper. Minus the hair, of course.

4:57 PM
With the 7th pick in the NFL Draft, the Raiders select WR Darrius Heyward-Bey.
So, the Raiders are off the wall again. They go for the really speedy guy instead of the speedy guy who can catch and the guy who is really good.

4:54 PM
Hmm, who has the 7th? Oakland? Is this Crabtree territory? Or Maclin? Hmm. It's a WR nonetheless. I'll go with Maclin.

4:51 PM
With the 6th pick in the NFL Draft, the Bengals select OT Andre Smith.
Wow, the Bengals just got this guy.

4:49 PM
I am guessing that the Browns will trade Quinn shortly. 4 QBs on one team? Quinn is gone. And I will be crying.

4:46 PM
So, does anyone think that the Benglawls won't pick OT Andre Smith? I don't. And the Browns are getting pick 17, a 2nd round pick and 3 players. INCLUDING A QB?!?!?! FUCK

4:42 PM
With the 5th pick in the NFL Draft, the Browns select...Wait...THE JETS TRADE FOR THE PICK AND SELECT QB MARK SANCHEZ!!!!!
The first trade of the draft! I am so happy. Now what did the Browns get?

4: 38 PM
Hopefully the Browns trade B-Ed. Again, if the Browns select Mark Sanchez, I am done. But, on the brighter side. This may be good for the BROWNS, who, if they select will will have a DIRTY SANCHEZ on their team.

4:34 PM
With the 4th pick in the NFL draft, the Seattle Seahawks select LB Aaron Curry.
Well, fuck. Two in a row. Here we go Brownies, here we go. Woot, woot!

4:31 PM
This is shaping up for the Browns to select BJ Raji! *Crosses Fingers*

4:29 PM
Michael Crabtree will go to Seattle with the fourth pick.

4:26 PM
With the third pick in the NFL draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select DE Tyson Jackson.
Damn. There goes my perfect streak. Also, shout-out to Sweeney. Fuck Slumdog Millionaire. That score should not have won the Oscar.

4:24 PM
This is Scott Pioli's first draft. He will probably take someone that no one suspects, just like his mentor, Mr. Belichick. Or trade. My pick isn't looking too good.

4:20 PM
Let's keep this streak going. I am predicting Aaron Curry to the Chiefs.

4:17 PM
No tie Mr. Sanchez? He'll fall to the second round now.

4:16 PM
With the 2nd pick in the NFL draft, the St. Louis Rams select OT Jason Smith.
What a surprise?!?!?!?!?!

4:12 PM
So, there is like a party going on here right now. I am right in the middle of it, not paying attention to anyone. Too bad I can't hear the TV.

4:10 PM
I am quitting this blog if the Browns select an offensive player.

4:07 PM
I am guessing the Rams will take OT J Smith.

4:05 PM
The Lions with the #1 overall pick, select QB Matther Stafford
Really? No WR? This IS a new regime!

4:03 PM
I hope no one moves while Chris Berman is speaking.

Pre-Draft Chatter
4:00 PM
I want Matt Millen to announce the first pick.

3:58 PM
How long do you think the Lions will take to make their selection? I'm guessing the full ten minutes.

3:55 PM
How many of us wish we had Mel Kiper Jr's hair? I know I do.

3:47 PM
So yea, I am getting into character. I hope that you grab a White Russian and join me.

3:42 PM
Let's get this live blog started! Anyway, the word is the Lions are drafting Matthew Stafford. I think this is a smokescreen for the Lions to pick a WR with the first pick.